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    My accomplice at work....

    ...just went in for surgery: appendicitis.

    I'm all alone running teh IT

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    Does this mean you can sign off on an EA? I'll fax you some shit over, fly out to Chi-town and we'll split everything 50/50.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Doody
    Does this mean you can sign off on an EA? I'll fax you some shit over, fly out to Chi-town and we'll split everything 50/50.

    How about you pay me for a trip out to the burning pisspond city, we hang out at some local shitty pub with other rednecks, you suckle on my cock, pay me to take pictures of you rolling on the carpet, and then we split the profits from the pictures 50/50?

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    i was reading an article that said Doody's city is one of the best up-and-coming cities in the country

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bochenek
    i was reading an article that said Doody's city is one of the best up-and-coming cities in the country
    What the fuck kind of crap are you reading?

    Where was this article?

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    * Up and Cumming

    meaning they jerk off their morning wood

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brian
    * Up and Cumming

    meaning they jerk off their morning wood
    That makes sense...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Doody
    What the fuck kind of crap are you reading?

    Where was this article?
    It's like sex, except I'm having it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Doody
    What the fuck kind of crap are you reading?

    Where was this article?

    I'm gonna move

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    who's got your bellies? Drew's Avatar
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    it was in the April issue of Men's Journal

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    Look what I can do!
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    He's lithuanian

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    well what did he say?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bochenek
    well what did he say?
    He only sais one word, and I can't make out what they're mumbling in the background. But it all fits:

    1) the walls and the way they are painted and the general look of the school
    2) they look like loothuanians
    3) and he sais something like "you can..."

    Idiots.

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    someone watched a little too much Matrix

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    Quote Originally Posted by Odie
    He only sais one word, .
    I'm just going to at this rather than correct it.

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