Reply With QuoteAnd I forgot......I started my day off with a little "episode".
So.....without sound too "BrownKenish", my company had a very good day today. Me and one of the other companies went on two sales calls today and they turned out to be huge. We'll at least double our revenue from these two calls.
So, after the calls we went Christmas shopping. The highlight include a trip to J. Crew. While there, we both had arm fulls of women's clothes when a sales lady came up and said, "Do you two need dressing rooms?". Considering we both had women's clothes in our hands (which should be evident by the pink PJ botto's with fyling pigs on them), I said, "Nope - we just need one room. We need to see how each other look in our PJ's.". Well, the dumb old lady comes back about 5 minutes later and tells us she has a dressing room ready for us. Me and my friend both decided the gay jokes are ending and wondered why she took us as serious. We must look pretty
Anyway, after shopping, we went and grabbed a couple of beers. A couple of beers turned into a lot and I just got home about 1/2 hour ago. I thought I was covered because I stopped at a gas station and picked up some gum and coffee. When I came in the door, I tripped and fell flat on my face. When I got up (and after Regan stopped laughing at me), Gretch asked why I reaked of beer/gum/coffee.I'm in trouble.
How is everyone else's XMAS shopping going?
And I forgot......I started my day off with a little "episode".
i want to hang out with you for a day
man you are still lit.
It's like sex, except I'm having it.
i love doody
and i mean doody as in jeff... not as in asmutter
I think someone roofied me. I still can't feel my teeth.
Originally Posted by Kittah-Daddy
man you are still lit.
and I burned the shit out of my tongue wacking down coffee so I didn't get pinched on the way home
You'll need this in the morning:
http://www.1800contractor.com/d.Land...oint_id=703801
Nah....the Buckeyes aren't on tonight.
Doody, you ever try that stuff that claims to prevent hangovers? I can't remember the name, but I do recall the TV ad had some whore stuffing a packet of this stuff in her purse before she went to the club.
Nice work!
Your little project had a very big night.
I wish my shopping was going half as good as yours.
You need to take a trip out to Microsoft in Redmond, WA. You, Ryan, Brynn, and I could create a scene in Seattle.
I've bought more for my SS than I have for my g/f.
It's like sex, except I'm having it.
wasn't it snowing last night by you? ...and you were out driving drunk in this shizzle?
btw... funny ass story
he called me last night driving, lit up. it started to snow on him before he could make it home.wasn't it snowing last night by you? ...and you were out driving drunk in this shizzle?
btw... funny ass story
It's like sex, except I'm having it.
that's not funny tho... call a cab for your brownkenny self
no it's funny because I asked him if it was snowing, and he was like 'no.' 5 minutes later he was getting snowed on.
It's like sex, except I'm having it.
And I had coffee in one hand and my cell in the other.
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