About asmutter
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About asmutter
- Sex
- Male
- Location
- Miami Flo-ri-duh
- Biography
- I believe the children are our are future
Teach them well and let them lead the way
I like nuts, beer, eating food, living by the motto "Carpe Cervisi", and the leggy womenz. I believe in aliens. My dream is to become a straight-porn movie star. I'm thinking of taking up ballet. Not for artistic reasons: I just want the tights. I wasn't beaten as a child, so I feel my parents didn't really give me enough attention. I like eating and pooping and sometimes mix the two.
- Cars
- Check it out fo yo self!
- Interests
- the movie "Roadhouse",pretzels, K9's, fecal forms & bodily fluids & auto racing. BOBWFOCW
Whitney Houston > *
<3 Toby Keith
- Music
- reggae, rock, R&B, blues, classical, smooth jazz, taiko drums, and anything I can dance or strip to (I'm white)
or anything teenage girls listen to. I need to be ready for them once they hit 18
- Occupation
- financial analyst. I'm putting the Fine back into Finance, and the fun back into anal
- MySpace URL
- I'm 27 so I don't have MySpace, do you?
- Xbox Live GamerTag
- I dont play video games: they play me
- Custom Icon #1
- Volkswagen
- Custom Icon #2
- Turd
- Custom Icon #3
- Subaru
- Custom Icon #4
- Honda
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- Total Posts
- 26,329
- Posts Per Day
- 13.74
Visitor Messages
- Total Messages
- 13
- Most Recent Message
- June 08, 2010
User Notes
- Total User Notes
- 1
- Most Recent User Note
- December 16, 2008 @ 04:45 PM
General Information
- Last Activity
- July 30, 2010 @ 10:13 AM
- Join Date
- May 02, 2005
- Referrals
- 0
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by
asmutter on December 31, 2009 at @ 09:42 AM
----------------------------------------------------Rutgers-------------UM
Student Body:-------------------------------------52,000------------15,000
First Collegiate Football Game------------------1869----------------1926
National Titles----------------------------------- 1 (1869)--------------5
Heisman Winners --------------------------------- 1 ------------------- 2
Taken 1st round NFL draft-------------------------1 ------------------ 47+
by
asmutter on December 28, 2009 at @ 08:23 PM
Thick (but not "fat") latin chick from my work is quitting in a week. Should I now try to bang her? She's short and has a huge ass and likes me
Since she's leaving I see no downsides now
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