Question with haircuts?

[Dirt McGirt]

So the more money you spend on a cut, the better it will be? Is this what defines a good salon?

[Brian]

look in the mirror after you get it cut, I think that will answer it. :sqnteek:

[Always Dirty]

Mine is free and I look FABULOUS.

[YOTH]

A russian jew does me for 8 rubles.

[Robb]

A gay Yoth does mine. 15 dolla make you holla

[YOTH]

A gay Yoth does mine. 15 dolla make you holla

My Yoth hair guy left NY to go to Detroit :(

[Dirt McGirt]

I have some Viet Cong lady do it and she does it fine for $12, but I wanted to jazz it up a bit so I was considering going to a salon from now on.

[YOTH]

I have some Viet Cong lady do it and she does it fine for $12, but I wanted to jazz it up a bit so I was considering going to a salon from now on.

Why do you even need a haircut underneath that turban?

[Robb]

:lol:

[Dirt McGirt]

Shaddap before I open up a can of Agent Orange on your yellow ass.

[YOTH]

I really like the big feather and the gem stone on some of those turbans. Is that a special thing like if you're a big shot or can any old coolie wear one?

[Thunder Dump]

Old school barber + straight razor shave = $9.

[Dirt McGirt]

I really like the big feather and the gem stone on some of those turbans. Is that a special thing like if you're a big shot or can any old coolie wear one?

Feather?? You're confusing us with Robb's people now.

[Brian]

I no longer trusted my old school barber once he lost his own hair.

[YOTH]

Feather?? You're confusing us with Robb's people now.

http://images.buycostumes.com/mgen/merchandiser/12919.jpg:dunno:

[YOTH]

I no longer trusted my old school barber once he lost his own hair.

:snicker:

[Robb]

nice cape :rofl:

[Brian]

they gotta throw a white boy in that getup, otherwise it'd be considered racism :mhihi:

[Dirt McGirt]

they gotta throw a white boy in that getup, otherwise it'd be considered racism :mhihi:

More like they are the only fools that would even consider wearing that ridiculous get-up straight outta some honkey written Disney movie. :mhihi:

[YOTH]

More like they are the only fools that would even consider wearing that ridiculous get-up straight outta some honkey written Disney movie. :mhihi:

:rofl::lol:

http://images.buycostumes.com/mgen/merchandiser/12920.jpg

[Dirt McGirt]

Is that Saki?

[Robb]

at least they can re-sell it after a white dude has worn it. :rofl:

[Brian]

I'm not sure what he is... hispanic?

[Robb]

I think he's NJ guido.

[Dirt McGirt]

speaking of....how the fuck does one get ones hair like this???

http://img356.imageshack.us/img356/3361/guido033pl.jpg

[Dirt McGirt]

at least they can re-sell it after a white dude has worn it. :rofl:

yea, to another white guy that wants to walk around looking like a total d-bag. :lol:

[Brian]

you can start by climbing into your mom's box, turning around, and coming back out white.

[Dirt McGirt]

you can start by climbing into your mom's box, turning around, and coming back out white.

hell and fucking no

[Dirt McGirt]

Katie is going to cut my hair on Friday. :run:

[YOTH]

Katie is going to cut my hair on Friday. :run:

who's katie?

[Dirt McGirt]

who's katie?

Hopefully some chick that can make my hair look like this:
http://img.timeinc.net/people/i/2006/features/magstories/060626/ryan_seacrest.jpg

:fruit:

[Thunder Dump]

Hopefully some chick that can make my hair look like this:
http://img.timeinc.net/people/i/2006/features/magstories/060626/ryan_seacrest.jpg

:fruit:

She's going to need an awful lot of these:

http://www.carforummisfits.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=5000&d=1182975329

[Brian]

how are red x's going to help anil's hair?

[Thunder Dump]

:dunno: Not red for me.

[Brian]

hit teh refresh:

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[Dirt McGirt]

how are red x's going to help anil's hair?

or some 403 Forbidden

[Thunder Dump]

Fixed homos.

[Adri]

I think unless your hair is very short (i.e. shaved) or very long (so you just get a straight-across scissoring), it's important to get a professional haircut, because the grow-out phase almost always looks better. Cheap cuts are usually overly simplified and don't take into consideration the different zones on your head where hair grows in different directions.

But not *any* expensive haircut is going to trump a cheap one. You have to find a stylist who specializes in your hair's texture and who you get along with very well, or else you're just wasting your money. :2cents:

[Dirt McGirt]

Well, i'll try out this one salon near work and post the before and after. :hay:

[Drew]

My Yoth hair guy left NY to go to Detroit :(

you got a telephone number? :idea:

[YOTH]

you got a telephone number? :idea:

no, I really didn't think I would ever drive up to Detroit for a haircut.

[Adri]

Well, i'll try out this one salon near work and post the before and after. :hay:

Best way to try someone is to be extraordinarily specific in what you want, bringing pictures. And it's important to have a "backup" style that you'd be interested in, in case the stylist tells you that the one you really want would look horrific with your hair texture.

9 times out of 10, my first choice style is terribly wrong for my hair. :dunno:

[YOTH]

Best way to try someone is to be extraordinarily specific in what you want, bringing pictures. And it's important to have a "backup" style that you'd be interested in, in case the stylist tells you that the one you really want would look horrific with your hair texture.

9 times out of 10, my first choice style is terribly wrong for my hair. :dunno:

I really like your hair in your garden pic.

[Thunder Dump]

I really like your hair in your garden pic.

:werd: I chopped her hair from that pic onto AD's honeymoon pic for 'personal use.' :jerkoff:

[Dirt McGirt]

Best way to try someone is to be extraordinarily specific in what you want, bringing pictures. And it's important to have a "backup" style that you'd be interested in, in case the stylist tells you that the one you really want would look horrific with your hair texture.

9 times out of 10, my first choice style is terribly wrong for my hair. :dunno:

:yes:

I kinda am leaning towards this b/c it is a modern look to the style I have now.....but it probably won't work with my limpy ass thinning hair. :(

http://cache.eonline.com/On/People/Images/photo.seacrest.030706.jpg

[Adri]

I'm not gonna lie... I fucking love my hair. :dunno:

Anal, I like that cut. :)

[Brian]

my girl cuts lisa lang, george lopez, and some other famous peep's hair :o

[YOTH]

my girl cuts lisa lang, george lopez, and some other famous peep's hair :o

Waiting for the famous peeps...:dunno: .... oh are the ones above famous??

[Brian]

lisa lang is hot... she's really the only one I remembered... most of that info flies over my head as I'm mostly stareing at her chest throughout the procedure.

[Dirt McGirt]

my girl cuts lisa lang, george lopez, and some other famous peep's hair :o

Are you the only honkey client?

[Stevo Stitches]

Why don't you just go for this look homo.

http://l.yimg.com/img.tv.yahoo.com/tv/us/img/site/57/62/0000035762_20061115175805.jpg

[Dirt McGirt]

That's a huge pic.....is that your wallpaper?

[Xenogen, M.D.]

I usually just use the #2 setting on my ballsac.

[Brian]

Are you the only honkey client?

she has a lot of white male clients... most are middle-aged tho.

[Kneetard]

she has a lot of white male clients... most are middle-aged tho.

What do you think 29 is?

[Brian]

still young enough to date teenagers :o

[Throtex]

still young enough to date teenagers :o

You're never too old to date teenagers, no matter what Matt says.

[YOTH]

You're never too old to date teenagers, no matter what Matt says.

$1 million pledged in teen sex case
Eleven entrepreneurs say they'll post bond to free Genarlow Wilson while his conviction for a consensual act is on appeal.
By Jenny Jarvie, Times Staff Writer
June 26, 2007

ATLANTA — Eleven entrepreneurs who have never met Genarlow Wilson have offered a $1-million cash bond to free him while his conviction on child molestation charges is on appeal to the Georgia Supreme Court.

The former high school football star is 28 months into a 10-year sentence for engaging in consensual oral sex with a 15-year-old girl when he was 17. He's now 21.

Two weeks ago, a county judge voided Wilson's sentence, describing it as a "grave miscarriage of justice."

State Atty. Gen. Thurbert Baker appealed the decision, saying that the judge had no authority to reduce or modify the ruling and that the punishment must stand to ensure Georgia's 1,300 child molesters remained behind bars.

The state's high court agreed to hear the appeal in October, and a bond hearing has been set for July 5.

The latest twist in Wilson's highly publicized case was announced Monday by his attorney, B.J. Bernstein, who said at a news conference that she hoped prosecutors would consent to a "signature-only bond or a reasonable bond" of about $25,000.

If they do not, Bernstein said, Wilson's supporters will wire $1 million — a figure usually reserved for murderers or flight risks — on 24 hours' notice.

"The point of offering such a large amount is to show that supporters of Genarlow will do whatever is reasonable to secure his release," said Whitney Tilson, a New York-based investment fund manager who pledged $100,000.

Tilson secured pledges of $25,000 to $250,000 from 10 friends in New York, California, Texas and Massachusetts.

Tilson, explaining why he and his friends were prepared to offer $1 million to a young Georgia man they had never met, said Wilson seemed to have overcome many obstacles in his life to achieve academic and athletic success.

"He is the kind of young man we should be celebrating, not incarcerating," Tilson said. "And if you were to ask most men to go back and think of their teenage years and think of the most reckless and foolish thing they did, and then ask how they would feel if that was videotaped [as Wilson's incident was] … I think there would be a little bit of fear among most of us."

Wilson was convicted in 2005 of aggravated child molestation. The law then on the books required a minimum of 10 years in prison and a lifetime on the state's sex offender registry for an oral sex conviction, a penalty more severe than that for intercourse.

In 2006, Georgia legislators changed the law to make most consensual sex between teenagers a misdemeanor, but they did not make the change retroactive.

"Why wait for a hearing on July 5, 2007?" Bernstein wrote to Douglas County Dist. Atty. David McDade on Monday, arguing that Wilson had no criminal record, made all previous court appearances and was not a flight risk.

McDade did not respond Monday to interview requests, but he told local media outlets that bond was not allowed in Wilson's case because he was convicted of one of Georgia's "seven deadly sins": murder, voluntary manslaughter, rape, aggravated sodomy, aggravated child molestation, aggravated sexual battery, and armed robbery with a firearm.

Bernstein, in turn, said that although bond was not allowed on direct appeal from the original conviction, it could be granted on a writ of habeas corpus.

http://www.latimes.com/news/nationworld/nation/la-na-teensex26jun26,0,5622634.story?coll=la-home-center

[Dirt McGirt]

Ok, I think I finally found the style I am trying to go for. :hay:

http://www.carforummisfits.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=5017&stc=1&d=1183149932

[Thunder Dump]

If you try to pull that off you're going to look like someone rolled MC Hammer in the alley.

[Dirt McGirt]

If you try to pull that off you're going to look like someone rolled MC Hammer in the alley.

You think?

http://www.carforummisfits.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=5018&stc=1&d=1183150781

[Thunder Dump]

I stand corrected. It will look like Sanjaya impregnated Fozzie Bear.

[Dirt McGirt]

Fuck you. :(

[Brian]

heee'eeey booboo!

[Robb]

:rofl:

[Dirt McGirt]

So it didn't turn out like that, but I still like the cut. :o

[Xenogen, M.D.]

So it didn't turn out like that, but I still like the cut. :o

How much product is in your hair right now?

[Dirt McGirt]

How much product is in your hair right now?

Just a little fiber putty. :hay:

[Stevo Stitches]

I think Anil's crossing over to the other side. :gayrod:

[Dirt McGirt]

I already have my next haircut booked 3 from today. :fruit:

[Stevo Stitches]

Don't tell me you're taking the pic with you.

[Dirt McGirt]

Don't tell me you're taking the pic with you.

I did (not the chop :mhihi: ). :o
She cut it nothing like the pic, but am still happy with it.

[RPhilMan1]

:TTIWWP:

[Stevo Stitches]

http://www.gamerevolution.com/images/misc/zoolander.jpg

[Xenogen, M.D.]

Blue Steel is hot.

[kurt_bradley]

Blue Steel is hot.

Magnum is hotter.

[Killer]

< Barber only.